10To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
English |
20Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..
Hindi
5111An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!
Punjabi
30Vidaai ke time DULHE ka mobile baja,
DULHAN ne thapad maar diya....?
Ringtone thi-
"Dil me chupake pyar ka armaan le chale,
hum aaj apni maut ka saaman le chale"
Hindi
589"Laziness is our biggest enemy" - Jawahar Lal Nehru.
"We should love our enemy." - Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??
Punjabi
20The first 5 days after the weekend
are always the hardest..
English |
00Hum gaye unki gali mein,
bole dil se dil laga lo,
jab dekha uski mummy ko to bole..
Joote, chappal theek kara lo.
Hindi
00A boy said I Love U to a girl
But
Girl replied: Sorry i Love someone else.
The boy in sad mood looked at the girl & said
Batau tere baap ko..
Hindi |
30How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..
Hindi
21Santa & Banta Safar Te Ja Rahe See,
- Tarun Goma
Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gayi
Te Oh Tent Laga Ke So Gaye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha
Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa Riha Hai
Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa : Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai..
Punjabi |
10Why India is not yet developed?
Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,
30 crore in state government jobs,
17 crore in central government jobs
(Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional
(They don't work for India).
25 crore in school,
2 crore under 5 years,
15 crore unemployed,
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.
Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.
You are busy with your mobile .
How can i handle India alone..?
English
20School me ek bachha chaku liye ghoom raha tha
Teacher: Chaku liye kyun ghoom rahe ho..?
Tumhe sharam aani chaahiye.
Bachha: Gareeb hun Sir, Revolver kahan se laun..
Hindi |
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