10To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
English |
00If you don't like the way I drive,
stay off the sidewalk.
English |
14Pathan - Moulvi sahab, wazu ke baghair namaz ho jaati hai?
Moulvi - Nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai.
Moulvi - Bhai, nahi hoti.
Pathan - Ho jaati hai, maine khud padh kar dekhi hai..
Hindi |
20Judge: You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta hai..?
Judge: How dare you call me saala..?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ aisa kehta hai..?
Hindi |
52A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"
Hindi
22Media people asked abhishek,
what is the difference between new n old umraao jaan..?
Abhishek replied, not a big difference,
nayi mein apni setting hui..
aur purani mein papa ki..
Hindi
21Question: What is height of flirting..?
Answer: When your love letter starts with,
"To whomsoever it may concern."
English
00Boy asked God : Why she loves rose which dies in a day.
But doesn't love me who dies for her every day.
God replied:
Mast hai, Facebook pe daal. ;-)
Hindi |
00There are three stages of man :
He believes in Santa Claus;
he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus;
he is Santa Claus..
English |
40God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..
English |
20Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :
Hema,
Rekha,
Jaya
aur
Sushma!
Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!
Hindi
00Rice is great if you're really hungry and
want to eat two thousand of something.
English |
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