Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.

41

Hindi
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One special surprise for you, close ur eyes .
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1..
Surprise cancelled.
Tum ne aankh band hi nahi ki..

21

Hindi

Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya.
Pappu: Ab main ye roti nahi khaounga.
Papa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pheni hui thi.

30

Hindi

Some people don't say thanks
after receiving a gift.
They just say,
अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत थी ..

40

Hindi |

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

20

English |

Ek bewafa ki khatir humne jam utha liya....

Fir..

Fir kya..

bread pe lagaya or kha liya!!

Moral: Sabi ashik sharabi ni hote kuch BHUKHE bhi hote hain..

20

Hindi |

LKG ke kid ka paper me zero aaya.

Angry Father: What is this?

Kid: Papa, teacher ke pass Star khatam ho gaye, to Moon de diya.

- Hemant Singh

50

Hindi |

Teacher:Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why..?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.

20

English |

Sweet Flirt
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK nahi hai kya??
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to raha hai..!
Boy: Achcha to Apna mobile number Likh ke dikhao..

20

Hindi |

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!

20

Hindi |

Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..

20

Hindi

In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.

50

Hindi |

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