41Meri dukh bhari kahani padho.
"ptdj werrbgjh gbhujik jhgf".
mujhe pata tha..
mera dukh koi nahi samajh payega.
Hindi
20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
10Ishq mein ye anjaam paaya hai,
haath paer toote, muh se khoon aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurso ne yeh farmaaya hai,
"Bahaaron phool barsaao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.."
Hindi
00Judge: Sach-sach batao tumne apni biwi per haath kyun uthaaya..?
Mulzim: 3 baaton ki wajah se
1. Uska chehra meri taraf nahi tha
2. Uske haath mein belan nahi tha
3. Aur sabse badi wajah,
mere bhaagne ke liye darwaaza khula tha..
Hindi |
31Gandhiji chale gaye,
Nehruji chale gaye,
Bhagat Singh ji bhi chale gaye,
Aajkal meri bhi tabeeyat theek nahi rehti
pataa nahi desh ka kya hoga..??
Hindi
00Mr. Bean called hospital to enquire abt his pregnant wife
but call went to cricket stadium.
Bean: What's the condition?
Reply: 7 are already out,
3 still to come &
first one was Duck.
English
00I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw
that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
English |
20At an INDIAN Bstand,An Americn Dctr got HeartAtack aftr reding a Books Name!
Gues d name of dat book?
"HOW TO BECOME A DOCTR IN 30 DAYS"
Rs15O/-
English
6619Kal raat chand dekhney ke baad mainey chand se pucha ki
dekha meri 'jaan sa haseen' chand ne kaha:
Pehli gal: inni doroo kuch disda nahi.
Duji gal: mein tuhade pio da naukar nai .
Teeji teh akhri gal: ae KANJAR - KALESH thalle hi rakheya karo,
mere kol leke na aya karo.
Punjabi |
01A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."
English |
10Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"
English |
31A baniya boy on date with his girlfrnd.
On coming back home,
His dad: Kitne rupye kharche?
Son: 500
Dad: (angrily) 500?
Son: Haa! wo itne hi leke aayi thi.
Hindi
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