Before Marriage: Tamanna Hai Magar Kismat Nahi Khulti, Taj Mahal Banaana Chaahta Quotes

Before Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi milti.
After Marriage :
Tamanna hai magar kismat nahi khulti,
Taj Mahal banaana chaahta hun magar
Mumtaz nahi marti.

A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

How do most men define marriage ?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

Life before marriage is Airtel - u can Express Urself.
After marriage is Reliance - Always get in Touch.
After honeymoon is Hutch - Wherever u Go ur partner follows
But after 10 yrs. Life is BSNL - Subscriber is not reachable.

WIFE STANDS FOR
1.Worries Invited For Ever
2.With Idiot For Ever
3.Without Information Fighting Everytime
4.Wonderful Item For Enjoyment
5.(Yet Thinking.... ;-)

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.