Ek Aadmi Sasural Gaya. Uski Saas Ne Saat Din Tak Subha-sham Quotes

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

Man is incomplete until he is married.
Then he is finished.

Evolution of man:
Shaadi ke pehle: Hero No. 1
Shaadi ke baad: Coolie No. 1
Shaadi ke pehle: Maine pyaar kiya
Shaadi ke baad: Yeh maine kya kiya
Shaadi ke pehle: Jaaneman mat jaao
Shaadi ke baad: Jaan mat khaao
Shaadi ke pehle: Tum bin raha na jaaye
Shaadi ke baad: Tum ko sahaa na jaaye
Shaadi ke pehle: Kuch to bolo
Shaadi ke baad: Kabhi chup bhi ho jaaya karo
Shaadi ke pehle: I LOVE U
Shaadi ke baad: Aaj fir aaloo
Shaadi ke pehle: Milne kab aaogi
Shaadi ke baad: Maaike kab jaaogi

Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven !
Rest enjoy heaven here on earth.

A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .