Teacher: Tum Bade Hokar Kya Karoge? Student: Shadi Karunga. Teacher: Nahi, Mera Quotes

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Shadi karunga.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: Dulha banunga.
Teacher: Oh ho! Papa tumse kya chaahte hain?
Student: Pota.
Teacher: Hey Bhagwaan! abey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do, humaare do.

Teacher: Dhritrashtra ke 100 putra the aur
Paandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun..?
Student: Madam, jinki aankhein hoti hain,
unhe aur bhi kaam hote hain..

An engineering student
Sir, we have made a thing
with which we can see through wall.
Teacher - Wow, what is that ?
Student - Hole..

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Shadi karunga.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: Dulha banunga.
Teacher: Oh ho! Papa tumse kya chaahte hain?
Student: Pota.
Teacher: Hey Bhagwaan! abey zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: Hum do, humaare do.

A girl comes late to class.
Prof: Why are you late?
Girl: Sir, a boy was following me.
Prof: Then how come you are late?
Girl: The boy was walking too slow.

Teacher To Boy: Ek Taraf bhains Hai,
ek Taraf Dimag. Kya Loge?
Boy: bhains
Teacher: Galat. Agar Mai Hota To Dimag Leta.
Boy-Jiske Pas Jo Nai Hai Vo Wahi Lega na.

Einstein
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Newton
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Maxwell
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Faraday
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Kirchoff
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These are the people
whose 10 minute enjoyment wasted our childhood..