100gm Mitti, 10gm Kankad-pathar, 25 Types Ke Keede-makode, 5gm Makdee Ke Jaale, 50gm Ghaas..... Don't Quotes

100gm mitti,
10gm kankad-pathar,
25 types ke keede-makode,
5gm makdee ke jaale,
50gm ghaas.....
Don't be surprised!
This is the CT scan report of your brain..

Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhaari aati hai,
tum saans wahaan par lete ho,
par badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

Ni Ni Sa sa re re sa sa re re
Saaa reee saa ree dha maa pa
dha maa pa dha Nii sa re
ga ma re pa
He He..
bas karo mere Indian Idol..

In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karne ka paap karta hoon..

Please send ur bio data 2 hutch.
You will get a good package.
Plus a chance to come on tv.
Apply soon.
Bcoz hutch ka kutta job per nahi aa rahaa,
nayaa chaahiye..

Who said English is easy? Fill in the following :
1. ..... I don't have a BRAIN.
2. ..... I don't have SENSE.
3. ..... I am STUPID.