40What do you call a sleeping Bean..?
.
.
.
SOYA BEAN!!
Hindi
10Degrees of Girls..
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
M.B.A. - Married But Available
B.L. - Beautiful Lips
M.B.B.S. - Married But Bekaar Structure
B.D.S. - Beautiful & Damn Sexy
English
30What is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
Wondering how?
That’s because
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR..
Hindi |
52Happy Holi to you,
celebrate with crackers and diyaas and
and get drunk just like i am now!
Merry Christmas once again.
Take care Happy Birthday.
English
43A Chinese couple Mr.Hoyo & Mrs.Hoyo had white twins babies
They named
Jo-Hoyo,
So-Hoyo.
Next year dey had 1 black baby
They named
O-Kai-Hoyo..
English
70A rajasthaani version of
johny-johny yes papa rhyme:
Kallu kallu,
ke baapu,
mitho khaayo,
na baapu,
jhooth boleyo,
na baapu,
jabraa khol,
thu thu thu.
Hindi
148Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh,
tune poora parvat ungli per uthaaya,
apne sir per exams ka pressure uthaa kar to dekh.
tune 18 saal ki umar mein mama kans ko maara,
bin laaden ko haath lagaa kar to dekh.
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saare pehnaai,
mallika ko ek jodi kapde pehnaa kar to dekh.
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyaan saath mein rakhi,
kalug ki ek ladki pataa ke to dekh.
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dekh.
Hindi
34Shaabji Anthem: Shuno gaur se duniya waalo,
chaahe kitne mehal bana lo,
uske aage garden bana lo,
uske aage gate laga lo,
gate ke aage honge hum shaabji..o o o o o shaabji..
Hindi
43Har nazar ko ik nigaah ka haq hai,
har rooh ko ik aah ka haq hai,
hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain,
humein bhi ik gunaah ka haq hai..
Hindi
40What do you call a sleeping Bean..?
.
.
.
SOYA BEAN!!
Hindi
30Jise koyal samjha woh kauwa nikla,
dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla,
jo mujhe rokta tha sharaab peene ke liye..
usi ki jeb mein pauwa nikla.
Hindi
71Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
Maine tumse pyaar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta..
tann ki shakti, mann ki shakti,
Bournvita!!
Hindi
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