Do CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the...

Tabhi ek SHER ne lift mangi..

To ek CHUHA bike se utar kar bola-

"soch le,

fir teri Maa kahegi ki Gundo ke saath ghum raha tha."

10

Hindi

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Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!

32

Hindi

A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..

10

English |

Rice is great if you're really hungry and
want to eat two thousand of something.

00

English |

I once drank भांग and then wrote a book.
It was called 'The Big भांग Theory'.

30

Hindi |

"Cow" and "Cat" rishte mein behne hain.
.
.
.
.Now you must be thinking ki kaise?
.
.
.
.Jyada na socho..
.
I m telling you.
.
.
Gaaye Maata hoti hai aur Billi Mousi..!

21

Hindi |

When you are watching,
when you are playing,
when you are sad,
when you are glad,
when you are mad,
when you are upset,
when you have problems,
just call me,
coz my incoming is FREE!

20

English

If Columbus had Girl Friend ,
he might have never discovered America because..
GF: Where are you going..?
With whom..?
How are you going..?
To discover what..?
Why only you..?
What should I do when you are gone..?
Can I come with you..?
When will you be back..?
Where will you stay..?
Will you miss me..?
Columbus: Le meri maa, nahi jata! Khush..!

00

Hindi

Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye,
Woh meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gaye..
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Woh RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gaye..

30

Hindi |

Height of brand consciousness..
A rich girl was walking by the river side in jungle and
suddenly saw a crocodile and a cheetah.
She screamed:
Oh my God ..! LACOSTE and PUMA..

01

English |

Ladka: Mere saath chalogi.?
Ladki: Kaha?
Ladka: Jaha tum kaho.
Ladki: Ok, police station chalte hain.
Ladka: Lo bataao ab banda apni behen se mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta.

62

Hindi

Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

- Gajendra Gupta
20

English |

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