Ek Baba Roz Gurdware Kirtan Krda C, Roz Ek Budhi Lal Quotes

Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..

Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!

Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!



Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!

PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.

2 soldiers capture an enemy &
gave him a dice & told that
if he get 1,2,3,4 or 5 then he will be killed.
The captured soldier asks what if he gets 6.
They replied - then it's again your turn..

Jo is waqt bor ho rahe hain,
Ye PROGRAM sirf unke liye hai.

Batayen Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
kaha lagaya gaya tha..?

Nahi pata..?

Jawab janiye is Break ke baad.

BREAK

- Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay

- Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS

- HERO HONDA dhak dhak go

- Panteen
Katrina ki pasand aur aapki?

- Surf Excel
Dadi ek minute

- Dew
Kyunki dar ke aage jeet hai

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Welcome Back..

Duniya ka Pehla Traffic Signal
.
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Road pe lagaya gaya tha..

Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungaliyaan thi,
usse log hanuman bulaate the,
bataao kyon??
Kyonki
uska naam hanuman tha..!!

Endegi kutahtar az an ast ke be khosumat bogzarad va ghalbha

geramitar az anand ke beshkanand.

farda tolu khahad kard, hata agar ma nabashim.
pas biaeid karte sukhteman ra be yekdigar bedahim!