Ladka: Mere saath chalogi.?
Ladki: Kaha?
Ladka: Jaha tum kaho.
Ladki: Ok, police station chalte hain.
Ladka: Lo bataao ab banda apni behen se mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta.

52

Hindi
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Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.

10

English

Doctor paagal se: Yeh chithi tum kise likh rahe ho..?
Paagal: Apne aap ko.
Doctor: Achcha isme kya likha hai.
Paagal: Maalum nahi.
Doctor: Kyu..?
Paagal: Abhi mujhe mili kahaan hai..!

123

Hindi

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola Shah Jahaan ka pota..
Aaj humaaraa bhi bank balance hota agar dada deewana na hota!

32

Hindi

Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.

Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..

- Vikas Umrao

81

Hindi |

A man: There is no word
as Impossible in my dictionary.
Santa : Abey to pehle hi
dekh kar khareedani chaahiye thi na.

10

Hindi

This year's Oscar Winners
just got shocked when they saw you
winning First Prize under Late Comer category..
Congratulations..!!

30

English |

A lady asks a pandit: Ghar ki sukh-shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhun..?
Padit: Moun Vrat..

00

Hindi |

The clergyman on his vacation wrote a long letter
concerning his traveling experiences to be circulated among
the members of the congregation.
The letter opened in this form:
"Dear Friends:
"I will not address you as ladies and gentlemen,
because I know you so well."

10

English |

Ek bachcha paida hote hi nurse se bola,
"Light hai kya?"
Nurse bole: No
Bachcha: Oh my God , fir se Bihar mein paida ho gaya..

20

Hindi

Teacher: Beta, bataao to "TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA" shlok ka kya arth hai?
Student: Tum so jaao maa, main JYOTI ke paas jaa rahaaa hun....

41

Hindi

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!

10

English |

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