TT : BABA, Kaha Jaoge? Sadhu : Jaha Ram Ka Janma Quotes

TT : BABA, kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : jaha Ram ka janma hua tha.
TT : Ticket dikhao
Sadhu : nahi he
TT : To chalo
Sadhu : kaha?
TT : Jaha Krishna ka janma hua tha..

Hansa: AUTOMATICALLY matlab?
Praful: Jab auto mein baith kar koi ladki ganji ho jaaye
to usko kehte hain,
AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI!!!

Rekha, too, has been nominated to Rajya Sabha. Now it makes a full Nirma detergent team :



Hema,

Rekha,

Jaya

aur

Sushma!



Sabki Pasand NIRMAA!

A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'

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आज मैं सोच रहा था
जब बिना शादी क़े
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Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link7" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!