थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??

80

Hindi |

मुझे चाँद पर जाने की ख़्वाहिश नहीं
दे सको तो निर्भया - दिशा के हत्यारों को फांसी दो
बहन - बेटी का हो जहाँ सम्मान ऐसा संसार दो ..

111

Hindi |

Smartest thing santa ever did.
He changed his paswords to incorrect.
So whenever he forgets,
the computer will remind him,
'ur pasword is incorrect'

10

English

Bhikhari: 10rs. de do,
mobile recharge kar ke girlfriend ko call karna hai.
Santa : WAH!!
Bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend banaayi hai.
Bhikhari: Naji..girlfriend ne bhikhari banaaya hai..

02

Hindi |

Frog to Santa : Kya sardaar ka dimaag hota hai?
Santa : Haan hota hai.
Frog: Nahi hota.
and the frog jumps in the water.
Santa : Isme suicide karne ki kya baat thi,
i was joking..

10

Hindi

Santa was sitting and thinking hard.
Preetoji: Kya soch rahe ho ji?
Santa : Yeh TV waalo ko kaise pataa chal gayaa?
Preetoji: Kya?
Santa : "Aap dekh rahe hain STAR PLUS."

00

Hindi

Santa baar-baar zebra crossing per idhar udhar chal raha tha,
woh kya soch raha hoga?????
"Yeh Piano saala bajta kyon nahi.......???"

30

Hindi

Santa car mein battery lagwaane gaya.
Mechanic ne poocha: Exide ki laga du?
Santa sochne laga, fir bola: Baar-baar kaun aayega,
Dono side ki laga de..

00

Hindi

Accident ke baad.
Driver: Maine car ki headlight ON kar ke bataya tha ki
pehle mjhe nikalne do.
Santa : Maine bhi to wiper chala ke bataya tha ki 'na kaake na'.

00

Hindi

Santa : Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai?
.
.
.
.
.
Banta: Tu v bilkul khota hi hai.
Sent Message Matlab Khushboo Wala Message.

11

Hindi |

Santa ne Nokia ka sbse badi scren wala mobile liya
.
.
Kyu?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyonki Vo dekhna chahta tha k
phone on hone par kaun 2 log hath milate hain.

20

Hindi |

Santa : Yaar, mujhe apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. Kya doon ?
Banta: Gold Ring de de.
Santa : O yaar koi waddi cheez bataa.
Banta: Jaa fir truck ka tyre de de.

11

Hindi

Santa Junior: Mummy, kal raati jado main
bathroom da darwaaja kholeyaa te light aape hi jag pai.
Mummy: Oye Khoteyaa, tu fer fridge wich susu kar ditta..

20

Punjabi

Santa apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko phone karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."

41

Punjabi

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