Gandhiji Chale Gaye, Nehruji Chale Gaye, Bhagat Singh Ji Bhi Chale Gaye, Aajkal Quotes

Gandhiji chale gaye,
Nehruji chale gaye,
Bhagat Singh ji bhi chale gaye,
Aajkal meri bhi tabeeyat theek nahi rehti
pataa nahi desh ka kya hoga..??

A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away.
But if the doctor is cute..
ki kar lega fruit!!

Someday u'll forget abt me..
my name.. my voice..
who i am and who i am to u..
and if that ever happens..
teri kasam khoon-kharaabaa ho jaayegaa..

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link3" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!

Three signs that a person is working in Coporate:
1. Stressed
2. Depressed
3. Still Well Dressed..