20Why are we made to WRITE with PENCIL when we are SMALL
& later on with PEN?
Because MISTAKES
made at that time are allowd to be ERASED
but not later on!
English
142Jaha yaad na aaye teri woh tanhai kis kaam ki,
bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kaam ki,
beshak apni manzil tak jana hai humein,
par jaha se apne na dikhe woh unchai kis kaam ki..
Hindi |
01Pick a chrysanthemum near a fence and
enjoy the mountain in the south at your leisure. - Tao Yuanming
English |
20A dog has lots of friends because
he wags his tail and not his tongue..
English |
194अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..
Hindi |
409उदासियों की वजह तो बहुत है जिंदगी में;
पर बेवजह खुश रहने का मज़ा ही कुछ और है..।
Hindi |
42Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!
English
373थोड़ी राहत मिली है
हैदराबाद के दोषी मारे हैं
उन्नाव और दिल्ली के दरिंदे अब भी ज़िंदा हैं
बोलो कब उनकी बारी है ??
Hindi |
60People may throw stones in your path.
It depends on you what you make of it
Walls or Bridge
You are the architect of Your Life ..
English |
03We have fixed Minimum Support Price (MSP) for Farmers.
We have fixed GST & Income Tax slabs.
We have fixed tarrifs for TV channels.
We have fixed fuel prices.
We have TRAI, We have IRDAI.
But we do not have Education Regulatory.
Can we have a per child Fee Calculation Matrix
applicable to all private schools in India:
1. Air Condition Charges - 400 / month
2. Swimming Pool Charges - 100 / month
3. School Bus Charges - 1000 / month
4. Ph.D Teacher Fee - 200 / month
5. Post Graduate Teacher Fee - 100 / month
6. Graduate Teacher Fee - 50 / month
7. E-Classroom / Multimedia Fee - 30 / month
8. Miscellaneous Charges - 20 / month
9. Development Fee - 20 / month
10. Staff Salary - 100 / month
11. 10 percent Fee concession for Girl students.
12. 10 percent Fee concession for Armed and Para-Military Force wards.
13. 10 percent Fee concession for Divyang students.
14. 10 percent Fee concession for EWS category.
15. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Ph.D.
16. Minimum 30 percent Teachers need to be Post Graduates.
17. Minimum 40 percent Teachers need to be Graduates..
English |
135Barbad-e-gulistaan karne ko to ek hi ullu kaafi tha,
yahaan har shaakh pe ullu baitha hai anjam-e-gulistan kya hoga..
Urdu |
11Evryone in this world is self-centered.
Its just the radius that differs..
English
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