A New Metal Is Added To The Periodic Chart Of Quotes

A new metal is added to the periodic chart of chemistry.
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties :
Boils at any time.
Can freeze at any time
Melts if treated with love and care.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties :
Very reactive
Highly unstable
Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum.
Money reducing agent.
Occurrence :
Mostly found in front of the mirror...:D =)) :)

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

Lady to punjab Police -
Ji mere pati 5 din pehle gobhi laane gaye the,
abhi tak waapis nahi aaye.
Punjab Police Inspector-
Te hor koi sabzi bana lo.....

Just think, if it weren't for marriage , men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.