What is MOM:
GOD couldn't be there with every child,
so he made MOTHER!!
She wipes your nose,
cleans your clothes,
sings for you.
She does not sleep in the night,
just to soothe your wails & cries.
Nobody knows that what you are today,
is all because of your MOTHER.....

Details:
This is the First SMS of Lazeez SMS Collection which started somewhere in 2005 on handwritten pages.

Recepients:
Especially to Your Mother..

Timing:
Any time of the day and any time of the year.

13

English |

G - Go to bed
O - Off the light
O - Out of tension
D - Dreams come
N - Nice sleep
I - Ignore worry
G - Get fresh
H - Have a nice night
T - Thank to GOD .
Good Night & Take Care..

6417

English |

Sorry to disturb you
at this time of the night.
If you are awake and free,
could you please do me a favour.
Please delete this message and sleep .
GOOD NIGHT ...........!!

2113

English |

Touch your heart
Close your eyes
Make a wish
Say good night
Sky so wide
Stars so bright
Off the light
Sleep quiet
quiet
quiet..

2316

English |

Wishing the sweetest night
to a sweet natured person..
GOD has been really kind..
May you sleep tight
n fall from bed tonight..
GOOD NIGHT !!

138

English |

Night is a good time
to remember all the sweet things &
all sweet persons in your life ..
So sleep well with your sweet memories
about me..

2315

English |

Saying goodnight is
not just putting an end to a day.
It's a way of saying that
remember you before i go to sleep .
Hope you can feel the care that goes with it.

1611

English |

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.

90

English

Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep
Dreams are those which will never let you sleep .
So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.

00

English

There's a lot of difference between Dream and Aim..
Dreams require sleep to be seen.
But Aims require sleepless days and nights to be fulfilled..

10

English

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

00

English

In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.

20

English

Close ur eyes & imagine.
Chaand ka bed, taaron ki razaai,
phulon ka takiya aur
pariyon ke sapne..
Nice na..
Now come back to earth and
sleep on your own KHATIYA
Good Night !

9737

Hindi |

When hungry, eat.
When tired, sleep .

10

English |

Good Time, Bad Time,
Day Time, Night Time,
Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time,
Sleep Time, Kisi bhi Time,
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai.

30

Hindi

I called u 5 times but u were busy..
so pls come outside i am standing outside your home..
my name is moon, i just come to say Good Night ..
Have a nice sleep .

2515

English |

The day has ended. Busy hours are over.
Its time to Sleep . Your dreams are waiting.
The night waits in silence. Sleep Well.

1515

English |

Sometimes in life we feel so blue,
but someone somewhere is not happy as you.
Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,
missing his loved ones he silently weeps.
Somewhere a mother painfully sighs because
her new born baby didn't open her eyes.
Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,
when he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.
Somewhere in an orphanage a little girl is sad,
when she misses her mom and dad.
So at times a reason to smile you may not have any,
say to yourself that you are happier than many.
Because life is beautiful and it's not always blue,
and someone somewhere is not as happy as you.

20

English

Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..

41

English |

What do you call a sleeping Bean..?
.
.
.
SOYA BEAN!!

10

Hindi

A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."

9613

Punjabi

Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..

618

Punjabi