What is MOM:
GOD couldn't be there with every child,
so he made MOTHER!!
She wipes your nose,
cleans your clothes,
sings for you.
She does not sleep in the night,
just to soothe your wails & cries.
Nobody knows that what you are today,
is all because of your MOTHER.....

This is the First SMS of Lazeez SMS Collection which started somewhere in 2005 on handwritten pages.

Especially to Your Mother..

Any time of the day and any time of the year.


English |

G - Go to bed
O - Off the light
O - Out of tension
D - Dreams come
N - Nice sleep
I - Ignore worry
G - Get fresh
H - Have a nice night
T - Thank to GOD .
Good Night & Take Care..


English |

Raj: Meet my wife Divya.
Sunil: Oh! i know her.
Raj: Know her..How?
Sunil: We'd been sleeping together.
Raj: What the hell..
Sunil: 10 years ago..in the history class.



Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep
Dreams are those which will never let you sleep .
So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.



There's a lot of difference between Dream and Aim..
Dreams require sleep to be seen.
But Aims require sleepless days and nights to be fulfilled..



In a jungle two tigers running,
four elephants sleeping,
five crocodiles waiting,
ten parrots flying and
one lion sending message
to a cute chimpanzee.



Good Time, Bad Time,
Day Time, Night Time,
Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time,
Sleep Time, Kisi bhi Time,
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai.



I called u 5 times but u were busy..
so pls come outside i am standing outside your home..
my name is moon, i just come to say Good Night ..
Have a nice sleep .


English |

The day has ended. Busy hours are over.
Its time to Sleep . Your dreams are waiting.
The night waits in silence. Sleep Well.


English |

Sometimes in life we feel so blue,
but someone somewhere is not happy as you.
Somewhere far at the border when a soldier sleeps,
missing his loved ones he silently weeps.
Somewhere a mother painfully sighs because
her new born baby didn't open her eyes .
Somewhere a poor dad silently cries,
when he sees his son begging for a bowl of rice.
Somewhere in an orphanage a little girl is sad,
when she misses her mom and dad.
So at times a reason to smile you may not have any,
say to yourself that you are happier than many.
Because life is beautiful and it's not always blue,
and someone somewhere is not as happy as you.



Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..


English |

What do you call a sleeping Bean..?



A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."



Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don't distub..
Govt. school ke bache:



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