Sleep Quotes

A real story from Konni, Pathanamthitta, Kerala:
A BPL family got water connection. Everyone was happy . The tap never gave any water after initial testing but after 3-4 months a bill of Rs. 480/- came in June 2024. The poor widow lady went to the local water office to complain that she had received a water bill showing meter reading zero. She also told authorities that being a BPL family she was told that no water bill will come.

The officials told her that her connection is yet to be converted to BPL and thus she has to pay the bill. They told that the connection will be converted to BPL in January 2025. Further, they directed her to an engineer. The engineer confirmed that as the water tank is still under construction so no water has been supplied to her as reflected in zero meter reading.

The lady asked them that she wants to surrender the water connection to which the officials told her that then she needs to pay panchayat penalty for agreeing to a water connection and then surrendering it. They told her that they will temporarily disconnect the connection but in case the meter reading will reflect any usage then she will face water theft charges.

Har Ghar Jal or Har Ghar Bill?
#HarGharJal #JalJeevanMission #jalshaktiabhiyan #jalshakti

What is MOM:
GOD couldn't be there with every child,
so he made MOTHER!!
She wipes your nose,
cleans your clothes,
sings for you.
She does not sleep in the night,
just to soothe your wails & cries.
Nobody knows that what you are today,
is all because of your MOTHER.....

Details:
This is the First SMS of Lazeez SMS Collection which started somewhere in 2005 on handwritten pages.

Recepients:
Especially to Your Mother..

Timing:
Any time of the day and any time of the year.

Sorry to disturb you
at this time of the night.
If you are awake and free,
could you please do me a favour.
Please delete this message and sleep .
GOOD NIGHT ...........!!

Wishing the sweetest night
to a sweet natured person..
GOD has been really kind..
May you sleep tight
n fall from bed tonight..
GOOD NIGHT !!

Saying goodnight is
not just putting an end to a day.
It's a way of saying that
remember you before i go to sleep .
Hope you can feel the care that goes with it.

Dreams are not those which are seen during sleep
Dreams are those which will never let you sleep .
So see the dreams and work hard to make them true.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

Close ur eyes & imagine.
Chaand ka bed, taaron ki razaai,
phulon ka takiya aur
pariyon ke sapne..
Nice na..
Now come back to earth and
sleep on your own KHATIYA
Good Night !

Good Time, Bad Time,
Day Time, Night Time,
Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time,
Sleep Time, Kisi bhi Time,
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai.

The day has ended. Busy hours are over.
Its time to Sleep . Your dreams are waiting.
The night waits in silence. Sleep Well.

Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..

A punjabi lady talking in English to a Dr. about her sick child.

"My kaka is ill ek week da.
Na eat da na sleep da,
bas weep da te cheek da,
nalay nak v leak da."