Sense of responsibility:
A man goes into library and asks for a
book on suicide. Librarian looks him and
says,
.
.
.
.
.
Who will return the Book back!

10

English |

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Try To Present Yourself That You Are Happy
Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally
It Becomes Your Character.

10

English

The number of people who die due to
excess eating or drinking is more than
the number of people who die due to
hunger and thirst..

00

English |

पराली जलाकर - पेड़ काटकर
अपने ही भाईयों का दम घोंटता रहा
और ज़्यादा पाने की चाहत में
फसलों में ज़हर घोलता रहा
यह सोच कर की कोई और सोयेगा
अपने ही ताबूत में कीलें ठोकता रहा ।।

50

Hindi |

Mujhe tum rooh me basa lete to acha tha Faraz ..
Dil-o-Jaan ke rishte to aksar toot jaya karte hain..

200

Urdu |

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Yeh shaayari kaam nahi unka jo raat din bottlo me doobe raha karte hai,
Yeh to sirf wo kar sakte hai jo nasha kalam se kiya karte hai.

39

Hindi |

A tongue has no bones
but it is strong enough
to break a heart .
Be careful with your words.

21

English |

Vishwas Ek Chhota Sa Shabd Hai,
Jiske Mayne Samjho To Bahut Hain.

Magar Mushkil Ye Hai Ki Logon Ko,
VISHWAS Par SHAK Hai
Aur
Apne SHAK Par VISHWAS Hai..!

203

Hindi |

Kuch patthron mein phool khil jaate hain,
kuch anjaane bhi apne ban jaate hain,
is kaatil duniya mein kuch laashon ko kafan naseeb nahi hota,
to kuch laashon par Taj Mahal ban jaate hain..

203

Hindi

सबके दिल में प्यार का अरमान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुश्किलें में भी कभी आसान बन कर जी सकूं,
मुझसे मेरी जात, मजहब, नाम सब कुछ छीन लो,
जिससे मैं इंसान, बस इंसान बन कर जी सकूं..

- Vikas Umrao
158

Hindi |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Be someone's choice, reason, priority
but never an option..!

20

English |

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