3310Santa : "I LOVE YOU" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
- Hemant Singh
Preeto: Main tumse pyar karti hu.
Santa : Lo kar lo baat.. Angreji me ek sawaal kya puchh liya
Tum to Fida ho gayi.
Hindi |
00Teacher: Ek Din aisa aayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
sab jeev nasht ho jayenge, prithvi tabaah ho jayegi.
Santa : Madamji, us din tuition aana hai kya..?
Hindi |
00Santa returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit..?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all"..?
Librarian: So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory..
English |
30A sardaar prays daily for two hours:
Hey Waheguru, meri lottery lagaa davo.
After 11 years Waheguru angrily appears and says:
Oye Khoteyaa, ik vaari ticket taan lae..
Punjabi
10What is a PJ, someone asked Santa .
Santa replied, "When you see too many pizzas,
you call them PeeJe.."
English |
21Santa : Aaj mere paas paisa hai,
business hai, bangla hai,
tere paas kya hai?
Banta: Mere paas bhi paisa hai,
busines hai, bangla hai.
Santa : Oye kambakht, fir humaari maa kiske paas hai?
Hindi
10One afternoon, Banta came to Santa 's home.
Santa : Chalo dinner karte hain
Banta: Par abhi to dopeher hai aur dopeher ko to lunch karte hain..?
Santa : Oh yara khana to kal raat waala hi hai na..
Hindi |
00Santa in a Bank Test..
Q: What is a Cyclone?
Santa answers: "It is the smallest Loan given by a Bank to purchase a cycle....!"
English |
01Santa : Yaar Banta, hum dono mein kya rishta hai?
Banta: Jo Gobar aur Uple mein hai.
Santa : Woh kaise?
Banta: Jab Gobar Santa hai, tabhi to Upla Banta hai.
Hindi
3310Santa : "I LOVE YOU" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
- Hemant Singh
Preeto: Main tumse pyar karti hu.
Santa : Lo kar lo baat.. Angreji me ek sawaal kya puchh liya
Tum to Fida ho gayi.
Hindi |
00Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..
Hindi |
00Banta - What is pin-drop darkness?
Santa - If you drop a pin and can't find it
then it is pin-drop drakness..
English |
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