Yamraj: Tumne Paap Aur Punya Dono Kiya Hai, Isliye Swarg Jaisa Quotes

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

When a newly married couple smiles,
everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles,
everyone wonders why.

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I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

While creating wives,
God promised man that Good, Quiet and Obeying Wives
will be found in all the corners of the world &
then he created an oval earth..

Men have a better time than women;
for one thing, they marry later,
for another thing, they die earlier.

एक बार संता को उदास बैठा हुआ देख कर बंता ने उस से पूछा;
बंता: ओये संता क्या हुआ बड़ा उदास बैठा है?
संता: बस यार एक मुश्किल में पड़ गया हूँ समझ नहीं आ रहा कि क्या करूँ!
बंता: अरे ऐसी भी क्या बात हो गयी?
संता: कुछ नहीं यार बस इतनी सी परेशानी है कि अगर बीवी मेकअप करती है
तो खर्चा बर्दाश्त नहीं होता और
अगर मेकअप नहीं करती तो बीवी बर्दाश्त नहीं होती!