00Every tear is a sign of-
Onions,
Every silence is a sign of-
Zero balance,
Every smile is a sign of-
Daily brushing..
LIFE is simple
Don't make it complex..
English |
20Try to understand me &
don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of you,
so don't play with my life .
Santa telling to Mosquito..
English |
21Angrez darwaza Kholne Ko Hindi Me Kaise Kahega..
You Don't Know?
Mai Batata Hu..
Woh Kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY"
.
Say 1O Times Khud Samajh Aa jayega..
Hindi |
33Pujaari ko loose motions lag gaye,
Dr. ke paas dawaa lene gayaa.
Dr. ne dawaa di to pujaari ne poocha,
parhez kya karoon?????
Dr. bola, "Bas SHANKH zor se mat bajaanaa."
Hindi
84Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..
ae insaan
Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..
Urdu |
131Woh mile bhi to examination hall mein,
Tum hi batao paper karte ya mohabbat ..
Hindi |
33In our life four things can come any time:
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ????
4. Susu
Hindi
53Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
Hindi
00A kid went late for school.
- HARRY
Teacher : Why are you late ?
Kid : Madam, my parents were fighting.
Teacher: So what If they were fighting,
still you could have come on time.
Kid : Actually, my one shoe had been taken by dad and other by mom.
English |
10I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight..!
English |
20Here's good news for bald heads.
They say, " God made perfect heads".
Those that were not - He covered them with hair.
English |
00Innocence at it's best-
Ek chota baby apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai:
Isme kya hai..?
Mummy: Isme ek pyaaraa sa baby hai.
Baby: Itna pyaaraa tha to khaa kyon gai..
Hindi
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