Nothing is so embarrassing
as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done. -Sam Ewing

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We are free men;
free to eat what we fancy, or
to eat intelligently and cultivate a healthier taste;
free to climb to the stars, and
free to slide down
into our own particular hell. - Al Koran

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Accept that some days you are the pigeon and
and some days you are the statue..

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English |

Simple But True :

If Your Name is on the building, you're RICH.
If Your Name is on your desk, you're MIDDLE CLASS.
If Your Name is on your shirt, you're POOR..

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English |

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Ahsaas kaa andaaz badal jaata hai,
Warna aanchal bhi ussi taar se banta hai aur kafan bhi..

103

Hindi |

Hospital is the only place where
the word "Positive" means a bad thing..

10

English |

A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

Insan ko bolna seekhne mein 2 saal lagte hain.

Lekin "Kya" bolna hai..

Yeh seekhne mein puri jindagi nikal jaati hai..

229

Hindi |

We are like tea bags, whose true strength
comes out when put in hot water.
So when problems upset you,
just stop and think that
you must be GOD 's favorite cup of tea.

10

English

We are what our thoughts have made us;
so take care about what you think.
Words are secondary. Thoughts live; they travel far.
- Swami Vivekananda

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English |

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