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God made each and everyone of us unique
until he got to China.
Copy paste.. copy paste..

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Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!

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Hindi |

Harbhajan Singh started bhangra
on the score of 33.
Sachin: Why are you dancing..
it's not a 50 or 100 yet..?
Bhajji: Only a punjab board student
can understand the value of 33!

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New Teacher:
Students tell ur name and hobbies.
Now Boys start:
I am Robert, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Rohit, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
I am Raghu, My hobby is watching bubble in the bath tub.
Teacher: I wonder u all have same hobbies, next girl..
I am bubble.

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English

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4

Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan

waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????

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Dhai (2.5)another day.........

21

English

Banana: Why are you crying?
Apple: All of them cut and eat me.
Banana: Poda! You are better than me.
All of them remove my dress & eat me.

62

English

A boy threw 6 cricket balls on his girl friend .
Girl: What the hell was that..?.
Boy: its over..

10

English |

एक घर में 2 गधे थे
एक का नाम था "तू गधा "
और दूसरे का नाम था "मैं गधा "
एक दिन "तू गधा " घर से बाहर गया
तो बताओ घर में कौन बचा ??

42

Hindi |

आज मैं सोच रहा था
जब बिना शादी क़े
बुआ और चाचा बना जा सकता है तो
बिना शादी के फूफा और चाची
क्यों नहीं बन सकते .. ??

- Krishna Yadav
11

Hindi |

Boy: Yamraj ji, mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya?
Yamraj: Dimag mat chaat, March mein closing hai,
target poora karna hai.

62

Hindi

Maine poocha chand se ke dekha hai khain
mere yaar sa hasin
chaand ne kaha abey paagal
itni unchaai se kuch dikhaai deta hai kya..

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