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Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

Wife : Aap Salim ki biwi ke Janaaze mein kyun nahi gaye?

Santa : Kis muh se jau?
Woh "TEESRI" bar biwi ke janaaze mein bula raha hai aur
maine use ek bar bhi nahi bulaaya.

10

Hindi |

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

00

English |

Santa 's son was filling An Application form..
The form askd abt "MOTHERTONGUE"?
Son: Papa main ethe ki likhu.?
Santa : Likh puttar
Very LONG & UNCONTROLLED.

30

Punjabi

Men are idiots and I married their king.

10

English |

Patni(Pati naal bazaar jaande hoye):
Ajj ta tussi bilkul madaari lagg rahe ho.
Pati: Jehde naal tere wargi baandri ture,
oh madaari nahi ta DC laggu..?

41

Punjabi

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