20Investment returns in one year:
Gold 28%,
Silver 80%,
Crude 40%,
Sensex 35%
&
ONION 880%,
Kaash..
Ek Lakh ke Pyaaz liye hote
to NEW YEAR ke liye Europe me hota..
Hindi |
60Aaj subha unki gali se hum nikle,
ajeeb itefaq tha,
phool to fenka unhone,
lekin...........
GAMLAA bhi saath tha!
Hindi
9130Ek baba roz gurdware kirtan krda c,
Roz ek budhi lal suit pa ke aundi c,
Baba us nu pyaar krda c.
Ek din oh budhi nahi aayi
te baba kirtan krda kenda "sab sangta ayiea gi saade LAL nazar nai aaunde"
ose wele oh budhi HARA suit pa ke a jandi e.
Baba bolan lag pya 'mann shetal ho gya gi vekh k sangta Harian-bharian..
Punjabi
93Ek aadmi ki 6 ungaliyaan thi,
usse log hanuman bulaate the,
bataao kyon??
Kyonki
uska naam hanuman tha..!!
Hindi
00Santa & Banta were crossing river on a boat.
Banta - Hey ! this boat is sinking.
Santa - Doobne de yaar, kaun si apni hai..
Hindi |
21Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!
Hindi |
20Cricketer ka beta: Arre dekho maa..
papa sixer per sixer maare jaa rahe hain!!
Maa: Beta theek se dekho..
advertisement hoga.
Hindi
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Now you also check your's..
English |
41Radha: Kabhi ram banke, Kabhi shyam banke chale aana,
prabhuji chale aana..
Krishan: Par kyon?
Radha: Roz-roz ek hi getup mein aaoge to
papa pehchaan lenge..
Hindi |
10Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"
English |
4830Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai,
kharchaa karo to bole- Darling, I love u..
na karo to bole- Bhaiya, who r u..?
Hindi
20A BOY on Drive Date in BMW.. : Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai,
I'm already married.
Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara hi diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai..!!!
Hindi |
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