Why Did Santa Put The New January Calendar In The Quotes

Why did Santa put the new January calendar in the freezer.......??????
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Because he want his new year to start in a cool way........

Santa 's boss asked him.
Santa : How can you possibly manage
to make so many mistakes in one day?
Santa : I get up very early, Sir.

Santa : Kal mittra ne kudiya de college di bus rok layi..
Banta: Fer..?

Santa : .......fer ki, Aapa keha chabeel laggi aa pani pee k jaeo g.

10 people beating a sardaar,
but he was laughing..
A man asked,
"Why are you laughing?"
Sardaar: Main Joginder hun,
yeh log mujhe Parminder samajh ke maar rahe hain!!

Santa baar-baar zebra crossing per idhar udhar chal raha tha,
woh kya soch raha hoga?????
"Yeh Piano saala bajta kyon nahi.......???"

Santa was driving a car zigzag and rashly.
Traffic cop caought him.
Santa : Sir, I am learning driving.
Cop: Without instructor?
Santa : It's a correspondence course.

Aurato se Bhari bus ka Accident ho gaya.
Sari Ladies mar gayi.
Sbke pati 1-1 ghante roye
santa akela pura din Roya..
Q.??

Kyonki uski patni ki Bus Chhoot gyi thi
No jokes pls.
Aaj santa serious hai.