A lady was driving her daughter when
the smoke in the sky made everything look surreal.

"Oh dear, look at the sun," she told her daughter .
"It looks like a big ball of fire."

The 3-year-old preschooler replied:
"It is a big ball of fire."

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Ye Mera New No. Hai - 9953723352.

Plz save kar lena..
Or Haan ek baat suno...
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Maze ki baat to dekho purana bhi yahi hai..

- Vikas Umrao
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Hindi |

Young generation ko sabse zada tention kab hoti hai???
Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile mummy k pas ho..
mummy hum sirf dost hain!

20

Hindi

Father to son: Sharmaji ki ladki ko dekha hai,
woh exam mein first aai hai.
Son: Usi ko to dekhta tha,
tabhi to fail ho gaya.

196

Hindi

Bus itna hi kaha tha ki main barso ka pyasa hun
usne pipe muhn mein daal kar motor hi chala di..

41

Hindi |

Pakistan to India:
"Trust us, we are taking as strong steps against terrorism
as you are taking against corruption !!"

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English |

Guy in pub, with gal frnd...


Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''


Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''


He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!

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English

If children's prayer had any effect,
there wouldn't be a single teacher alive.

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English |

सनम तेरी याद में हमें दस्त लग गए
ये भी आँसू ही हैं
जो बस रास्ता भटक गए ..

Sanam teri yaar mein humein dust lag gaye
yeh bhi aansu hi hain
jo bas rasta bhatak gaye..

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Hindi |

रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर
के लाश खुद उठ कर बोली
ले तू मर जा पहले
बदतमीज ऊपर ही चढ़े जा रहा है गर्मी में ..

Roye woh is kadar unki laash se lipatkar
ke laash khud uth kar boli
le tu mar ja pehle
badtameez upar hi chade jaa raha hai garmi mein..

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Hindi |

Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.

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