A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it because
the thief was spending less than his wife did.

20

English
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A psychiatrist is a person who will
give you expensive answers
that your wife will give you for free.

10

English

आज का विचार
Jab bhi koi decision lena ho to pehle

 Apne dil ki suno,


Phir

 Dimaag ki suno 

Aur


Finally

 Majboor hoke wahi karo


Jo Aapki BIWI chahti hai.

20

Hindi |

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

00

English

The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.

00

English

Bachelors know more about women than married men;
If they didn't, they'd be married too.

10

English

A couple came upon a wishing well.
The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too.
But she Leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

00

English

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

00

English

Ek aadmi sasural gaya.
Uski saas ne saat din tak subha-sham usko
palak ka saag khilaya.
Aathve din poocha kya khaaoge?
Aadmi bola: Khet dikha do,
main khud hi char aaoonga.

20

Hindi

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