Every dark cloud has a silver lightning,
but lightning kills hundreds of people each year
who are trying to find it.

21

English |

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Two best secrets to keep relationships strong...!

Whenever you are wrong -Always Admit it...!

&

Whenever you are right -Just Keep Quiet...!

30

English

Be grateful that you don't have everything you want!
So that you have the opportunity of being happier tomorrow,
than you are today..!!

01

English |

Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'

10

English

Just when a caterpillar thought the world was over,
it became a butterfly..

20

English |

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तौबा तेरी अदायें दिलकश हैं बहुत
पर जो हवा में उड़े वो इंसान कैसा ..

197

Hindi |

There's a lot of difference between Dream and Aim..
Dreams require sleep to be seen.
But Aims require sleepless days and nights to be fulfilled..

10

English

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

10

English |

If today were perfect,
there would be no need for tomorrow..

00

English |

If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..

20

English |

Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

Saath Chutne Se Riste Nahi Chutta Karte,
Waqt ke Ruthne se Lamhe Nahi Rutha Karte,
Log Kehte Hain Mera Sapna Toot Gaya,
Tootati Hai Neend Sapne Nahi Toota Karte..

- Vikas Umrao
130

Hindi |

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