21Every dark cloud has a silver lightning,
but lightning kills hundreds of people each year
who are trying to find it.
English |
30Two best secrets to keep relationships strong...!
Whenever you are wrong -Always Admit it...!
&
Whenever you are right -Just Keep Quiet...!
English
01Be grateful that you don't have everything you want!
So that you have the opportunity of being happier tomorrow,
than you are today..!!
English |
10Mohammed, a Pakistani child entered his classroom
on the first day of school in USA.
'What's your name?', asked the teacher.
'Mohammed' - answered the kid.
'You are in America now..
From Now your name will be Johnny' - replied the teacher.
In the evening Mohammed returned home.
'How was your day, Mohammed?' - asked his mother.
'My name is not Mohammed. I am in America and
now me name is Johnny'.
'Ah, are you ashamed of your name,
are your trying to dishonour your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you', and
she beats him. Then she calls his father and
he too beats him.
The next day Mohammed returned to school.
When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked
'What happened to you little Johnny?'
'Well Madam, 4 hours after becoming an American..
I was attacked by two Pakistani's..at home..'
English
20Just when a caterpillar thought the world was over,
it became a butterfly..
English |
197तौबा तेरी अदायें दिलकश हैं बहुत
पर जो हवा में उड़े वो इंसान कैसा ..
Hindi |
10There's a lot of difference between Dream and Aim..
Dreams require sleep to be seen.
But Aims require sleepless days and nights to be fulfilled..
English
10Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
English |
00If today were perfect,
there would be no need for tomorrow..
English |
20If God would have carved us
to deliver faster results
then human gestation
could not have been 9 months..
English |
22Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.
English
130Saath Chutne Se Riste Nahi Chutta Karte,
- Vikas Umrao
Waqt ke Ruthne se Lamhe Nahi Rutha Karte,
Log Kehte Hain Mera Sapna Toot Gaya,
Tootati Hai Neend Sapne Nahi Toota Karte..
Hindi |
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