I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig,
you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion.
I myself prefer to laugh, since
there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

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Give me six hours to chop down a tree
and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Democracy must be something more than
two wolves and a sheep voting on
what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

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Most people are other people.
Their thoughts are someone else's opinions,
their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. - Oscar Wilde

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Learn from yesterday,
live for today,
hope for tomorrow.
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
- Albert Einstein

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The best thing is to do the right thing;
the next best is to do the wrong thing;
the worst thing of all things is to stand perfectly still.
- Alfred Henry Lewis

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In order to rise from its own ashes,
a Phoenix first must burn.
- Octavia E. Butler

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Look not for refuge to anyone beside yourself.
Heed fast to the truth as a lamp.
- Gautama Buddha

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I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig,
you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it. - George Bernard Shaw

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The most wasted of all days
is one in which you did not once laugh.

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