113Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.
English |
304Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Gal: OK
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..
English
66You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
English |
315Kiss is a key of love ,
love is a lock of marriage ,
marriage is a box of children,
children are problem of India.
See how much problem a kiss can do..
English |
191Once a boy was asked
How u feel when a girl gives u a flying kiss..?
He said: I hate such lazy girls.
English |
217Agar muh meeta karna ho to..
KISS
KISS
KISS
KISS...........
Kishmish khaao aur so jaao.
Hindi
425Drink karo to aankhein laal,
Mehndi lagaao to haath laal,
Kiss karo to lips laal,
Pakde gaye to hips laal,
Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal.
Hindi
316Sir: Kal school kyon nahi aaye.?
Boy: GirlFriend se milne gaya tha.
Sir: Kisliye?
Boy: Yes Sir.
Sir: Mene poochha kisliye.?
Boy: Liye Sir bahut liye..
Hindi |
113Santa saw a beautiful girl,
he went and kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what are you doing..?"
Santa : B.Com final year.
English |
71A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark
or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
- Mistinguette
English |
73Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
- Vikas Umrao
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated but
You can kiss me baby i am vaccinated..
English |
128In INDIA a survey was done on how many girls wanted to kiss me.....
5% said YES
2% said NO
&
93% said
WOW! AGAIN!..
English
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