40Teacher asks a kid: What are the two latest versions of Java..?
Kid says: Marjava and Mitjava.
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00The trouble with having an open mind,
of course, is that
people will insist on coming along and
trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett
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21One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4
Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan
waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
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Dhai (2.5)another day.........
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143Bumper Offer!
Send me an SMS and WIN
10 lac ki car ka photo
32 inch LED TV ka dibba
USA jaanewale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka
aur mere saath Dinner woh bhi aapke ghar par..
So HURRY..! Good Morning ..!
Hindi |
00The pessimist spoke mournfully to his friend :
"It is only to me that such misfortunes happen."
"What's the matter now?", inquired his friend .
The pessimist answered dolefully:
"Don't you see that it is raining..?"
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10Class ki Group Photo dekhte hue Teacher bacchon se kehne lagi:
Jab tum log bade ho kar yeh photo dekhoge to kahoge,
Yeh Raju hai jo America chala gaya...
Yeh Chandu hai jo London chala gaya..
aur yeh pappu hai jo wahi ka wahi reh gaya..
Pappu gusse se bola: "Aur yeh humaari Teacher hain
jinka dehant ho gaya.."
Hindi |
01I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
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30Shaadi main ek BEAUTIFUL ladki.
Ladke se: Aap dance karoge..??
Ladka style me bola: Yes..
Ladki pyar se: Toh fir aapki kursi main le jaau..
Hindi |
10Why India is not yet developed?
Though population is 100 crore?
Because 7.9 crore are retired,
30 crore in state government jobs,
17 crore in central government jobs
(Both don't work efficiently).
1.1 crore IT professional
(They don't work for India).
25 crore in school,
2 crore under 5 years,
15 crore unemployed,
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals.
Statistics say 79,99,997 people are in jail.
Rest two are you and me.
You are busy with your mobile .
How can i handle India alone..?
English
51Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,
- Tarun Goma
jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske paas aa kar baithi to woh bola,
"Thoda paas ho ke baith, ek sawari aur baith sakti hai."
Hindi |
02Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..
English |
20The most ' heart breaking' moment of our childhood
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Jab ghar aaye mehmaan humein 100 rupey dete they
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Aur unke jaane ke baad mummy humse le leti thi..
Hindi |
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