30How woman call their husband in first Seven Years:
1st Year: A G..
2nd Year: O G..
3rd Year: Sunte ho..
4th Year: O chintoo ke papa..
5th Year: Maine kaha sunte ho..
6th Year: Kahaan marr gaye..
7th Year: Aap aate ho ki main aaun..
Hindi
80Boy: i love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.
Girl: will u die for me?
Boy: yes.
Girl: will u bring stars for me?
Boy: yes.
Girl: will u delete ur facebook account for me?
Boy: ja behen ja, ghar pe sab pareshan ho rahe honge..
Hindi
10Aaj ke baad na peeyenge sharaab
humne kasam khaai hai,
aur isi khushi mein
ek peti aur mangwaai hai.
Hindi
20Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa raha?
02/08/2012.
Kyonki is din rakhi aur Friendship Day ek saath the..
Hindi
00A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station..
English |
10To succeed in life , you need three things:
a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
- Reba McEntire
English |
21Girl: Which laptop do you have..?
Boy: Eight-core processor, wxga LED display, 8GB RAM, 2TB HDD & 2GB graphics card.
And which one do you have..?
Girl: PINK wala..!
Hindi |
00A lady asks a pandit: Ghar ki sukh-shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhun..?
Padit: Moun Vrat..
Hindi |
40Bhikhaari: Saaheb, Ek rupeyaa de do.
Saaheb: Kal aanaa.
Bhikhaari: Saalaa is kal kal ke chakkar mein
is colony mein mere laakhon rupaye fase hue hain..!!
Hindi
0375 years old lady ne newspaper mein ad diya,
Zaroorat_e_Rishta
After some days a letter arrived,
"Iss umar mein Rishte nahi, Farishte aate hain.."
Urdu |
11Mrs. Dahi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa WEDS Bibi Paapdee(D/O Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipur)
at Pastry Hall on 05 Nov 1983, near Jalebi Chowk, Lijjat Papad Nagar.
PIN:420840
Mele chachu ki shaadi mein jalul aana..
Baby boondi., RSVP Masaaley.
Hindi
13Maine apni jaan se love " id="link9" class="smsLink"> pyaar ki id to bana li
- Mashqoor Ahmed
Par
Par
Par
Sala pswrd abhi tak pata na chala
..
Bcz she doesn't love me..
Hindi |
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