You Should Never Kiss A Girl Unless You Have Enough Bucks Quotes

You should never kiss a girl unless
you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and
her own VCR bacause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses blown are kisses wasted,
Kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated but
You can kiss me baby i am vaccinated..

Boy: I can kiss u without touching u.
Gal: U can't.
Boy: Hv a bet - 20 bucks.
Gal: OK
Boy kisses the gal tightly on lips.
Gal: U touched me!
Boy: Ok, u won 20 bucks..

Kiss is a key of love ,
love is a lock of marriage ,
marriage is a box of children,
children are problem of India.
See how much problem a kiss can do..

Once a boy was asked
How u feel when a girl gives u a flying kiss..?
He said: I hate such lazy girls.

Drink karo to aankhein laal,
Mehndi lagaao to haath laal,
Kiss karo to lips laal,
Pakde gaye to hips laal,
Bach gaye to jiyo mere laal.

A kiss can be a comma,
a question mark
or an exclamation point.
That's basic spelling
that every woman ought to know.
- Mistinguette