A very wealthy old man was dying and summoned his lawyer, his Priest, and his Doctor.
As his final and last wish, he gave each 2,50,000 in cash. He said he wanted to prove that you "could" take it with you when you die. He requested that each one of them throw the cash in his grave just before they shoveled the dirt in.
A few days later at the funeral the Priest walked up to the grave after the Eulogy and with tears in his eyes, tossed the money into the grave. Shortly after, the Doctor also did the same. Last the lawyer came and tossed in an envelope.
At the family gathering, or wake if you will, the Priest walked up to the Doctor and the lawyer and said, "I must confess, I kept out 25,000 of his money for the orphanage". With that the Doctor also confided that he too kept out 50,000 for the new Medical Clinic for the poor. The lawyer then exclaimed, "Shame, shame on you both!, I gave him a check for the entire amount!"
Patient: Aapne nurse bahut achchi rakhi hai
uske haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hun,
chaante ki aawaaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs..?
Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
A man gave advt. in matrimonial column:
He got several replies saying:
"MERI LE JAA"
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
Policeman: "I don't care who you know! You're getting fined!"
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungaliyaan thi,
usse log hanuman bulaate the,
uska naam hanuman tha..!!
Policeman: Sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, Stop? Look? Listen . and
while i was doing that
the train hit me.
Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.
Saddam(Narak mein): Yamraaj ji, mujhe pakistan baat karni hai.
After the call..
Saddam: Kitne rupae hue..?
Yamraaj: Narak to narak calls free hain.
Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Sheher ki gali mein paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan
Khaa ke paan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhaijaan"..
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