23Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?
English |
20A bully is always a boss
be it school or office..
English |
30A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..
English |
20A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..
English |
00This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.
English |
25A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.
A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.
English |
21A boss is someone
who thinks he is always right..
English |
01Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..
English |
21Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.
English |
22Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.
English |
152What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!
Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...
Hindi |
10I am without any task
but why are you..
English |
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