00Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?
English |
00I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
English
30Ek punjabi ladki shadi karne se pehle pray karti hai:
Rabba, ya te sass changi hove, nahi taa photo tangi hove.
Punjabi
00When a man steals your wife ,
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
English
10Wife : Darling, today is our anniversary.
What should we do..??
Husband : Let us stand in silence for two minutes.
English
00Housewives can keep their hands smooth and lovely
by putting two things into the dishwater -
their husbands' hands..
English |
00The trouble with being the best man at a wedding
is that you never get to prove it.
English
00I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor." I said,
"Where's the car?"
She said, "In the lake."
English
00Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
English
10A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.
English
20Son: Dad, when did you go to Egypt?
Dad: Never.
Son: Then where did you get mummy from..?
English
00I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
English
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