Wife: I Think, Honey, I'll Take One Of The Children Quotes

Wife : I think, Honey, I'll take one of the children to the park with me.
Which one do you think would go best with this dress..?

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Shastro me likha hai ki
pati-patni ek hi gaadi ke do pahiye hain.
Agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti.
Moral: STEPNY SAATH RAKHO.

I haven't spoken a word to my wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.

Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai,
Isliye Swarg jaisa Narak milega.
Man: Woh Kaise ?
Yam: Agale janam me shadi to hogi Lekin wahi purani Biwi ke saath!

Wife running after a garbage truck,
Am I too late for the garbage..?
Husband following her yelled: Not yet.
Jumpppp Innn Fassstt..