Santa was eating banana without peeling.
Someone asked why don't you peel and eat.
Santa : It's not required as i know what's inside.

10

English |

Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.
Sardaar: Thank GOD , mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,
nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.

10

Punjabi

Santa got a Mercedes Benz on his birthday.
But he is not driving.
Why..?
.
.
.
He don't want to sit on Driver's Seat..!!

00

English |

Santa apni beti ke liye 24 saal ka ladka dekhne Delhi gayaa.
Wahaan se biwi ko phone karta hai:
"Oh bai toni di mummy,
24 da te koi ni milyeaa,
12-12 de hi do labh laan."

41

Punjabi

Teacher: What is the difference between a radio and a newspaper..?
Santa : Newspaper mein tandoor ki rotiyan daal sakte hain, radio mein nahi..

10

Hindi |

Santa apni pockets mein pathar daal ke ghoom raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha: Aisa kyon kar rahe ho..?
Santa : Is duniya mein usi ki qadar hoti hai, jiski jeb bhaari hoti hai..

11

Hindi |

Santa joined Army, given ak-47, puzzeled Santa asks Major,
"Sir, is bandook ki nali saamne rakhun ya ulta?"
Major: Kisi bhi tarah rakho, faayedaa desh ka hi hoga.

10

Hindi

Teacher: Santa , You need to improve your handwriting.
Santa : Sir, actually Banta needs improvement.
He only completes my homework.

00

English |

Santa : Bhaisaab, kya time hua hai??
A man: 10:30
Santa : Saalaa subha se pooch rahaa hun,
sab alag alag time bataa rahe hain..

31

Hindi

Santa : Every night I see monkeys
playing football in my dreams..
Doctor: Take this medicine from tonight for a week.
Santa : Can I start from tomorrow..?
Because tonight is the Final Match..

01

English |

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