3310Santa : "I LOVE YOU" ka matlab kya hota hai ?
- Hemant Singh
Preeto: Main tumse pyar karti hu.
Santa : Lo kar lo baat.. Angreji me ek sawaal kya puchh liya
Tum to Fida ho gayi.
Hindi |
20Santa mango juice ka glass le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.
Santa : Meri to yar kismat hi kharaab hai.
Banta: Kyon, kya hua?
Beta fail ho gya.
Biwi dost k saath bhag gyi,
Ghar mein chori ho gye,
Nal mein pani nahi,
Ghar mein light nahi,
Ab juice me Zehar daal k peene ko rakha tha,
aur WO BHI TU PI gaya.
Hindi
10Santa : Dr. main subha 9 baje uth-ta hun to mujhe
saana lene mein taklif hoti hai.
Dr: Beta jaldi utha karo kyonki Saari Oxygen to
Baba Ramdev aur unke chele kheench lete hain..
Hindi
30Santa made a call to airpport and asks,
"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?"
Receptionist: One second, Sir.
Santa disconnects the call the says,
"Inhe te peg laaya hoeya ae!"
Punjabi
00Santa pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
aur apni biwi ko godh mein utha liya.
Biwi: Pravachan mein romance sikhaya hai kya?
Santa : Nahi, pravachan mein kaha ki apne dukhon ko khud uthaao.
Hindi
03Santa : Oye! murge di tang kithe aa..?
Waiter: Sir, murga langda tha.
Santa : Aur dil?
Waiter: Sir, woh murgi le gai.
Santa frustrated: Abey dimaag to hoga..?
Waiter: Sir, Murga bhi sardaar tha.
Punjabi
11Santa and doctor loves the same girl.
Santa gives her an apple daily.
Girl surprised and asked why.
Santa : An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
English
00Santa ped pe chada to upar baithe bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaye ho?
Santa : Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Santa : Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon..
Hindi |
00Girl to sardaar- Will u marry me?
Sardaar- In our family we only marry relatives.
Mom married Dad, bhaiya married bhabhi,
didi married jiju.
So i can't marry u, Sorry..
English
00Santa raat ko machardaani laga kar so raha tha,
Achanak ek jugnoo aa gaya..
Santa : Lo ye machar humko
Torch le kar dhoondh raha hai.
Hindi |
10Teacher: Oxygen ki khoj 1858 wich hoi.
Sardaar: Thank GOD , mera janm us ton pehla nahi hoyea,
nahi te main ghut-ghut ke mar jaata.
Punjabi
10TV reporter to Santa : Can you tell me
how many jokes are there on you?
Santa : Hardly 2 or max 3,
the rest are all true stories.
English
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