Happy Boat Drawing

Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhaari aati hai,
tum saans wahaan par lete ho,
par badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

10

Hindi
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Happy Boat Drawing

Tum achche, imaandaar, sanskaarwaan,
sunder, sushil, sabhya, dimaagdaar
logon se dooor rehna,
warna woh bhi bigad jaayenge.

20

Hindi

We need 101 reasons to love someone.
We need just one reason to hate someone.
But to have a friend like you,
I don't need any reason, I can just say:
"Meri matt maari gayi thi.."

30

Hindi |

Hum dooor sahi..majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhaari aati hai,
tum saans wahaan par lete ho,
par badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

10

Hindi

AyzazypzykyzaTyzizymzyebyzazyryzbzyazyd
kzyazyrzynzyatzyhzyakyzayzrdzyiyza..
Confuse ho gaye..?
y aur z delete karo aur padho..!

24

Hindi
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New punishment for mobile owners
missed call karne ke liye kaala paani,
sms karne ke liye faansi,
call karne ke liye umar-quaid
But u need not worry,
Kanjoos ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai.

51

Hindi

Kisi ne Dil badal liya,
kisi ne dhadkan badal li,
aap ke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko,
to aapne Mandir jaa kar Chappal hi badal li..?

21

Hindi

Ohnaa ne jagah jagah te naake laaye hoye ne,
Saare pange V tere hi paaye hoye ne,
2-4 Din gharon baahar na jaavin,
Baahar kutte fadan waale aaye hoye ne.

22

Punjabi

Any idea about this number:
9876543210
oorkunille..??
marannu alle..??
poyi LKG yil irikk..!
It's 0 to 9 in descending order..

135

Malayalam

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.

Ab is SMS ko 'Phool' ke bina padho.
Dekhna tumhara naam aaega.

25

Hindi |

Jab tumhe uparwaale ne tapkaayaa hoga,
bahut mazaa aayaa hoga,
hansi di bachcho waali,
surat di bholi bhaali,
mizaaz diya cool..
per dimaag gayaa bhool..!

62

Hindi

Let me test your maths
(u can read only one time, OK)
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+8
-7
+2
Q: How many times you pressed the button..?

10

English