Listen to your elder's advice.
Not because they are always right but because
they have more experiences of being wrong.

30

English

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If you don’t see it with your eyes ,
don’t invent it with your mouth.

11

English |

If someone leaves without a reason,
don’t let them come back with an excuse!

10

English |

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe,
he'll believe you.
But if you tell him a bench has just been painted,
he'll have to touch it to be sure.

10

English |

It's not necessary for good friends to meet regularly.
Look at the lines of a railway track..
They seldom meet..
They seldom cross..
But they always go a long way together.

20

English

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अक्सर लोगों के मोबाइल चोरी हो जाते हैं
या फिर तेज़ bike से छीने जाते हैं
साहब रिपोर्ट में गुमा हुआ लिखवाते हैं
कौन जाने उनमें से कितने ही मिल पाते हैं
आखिर क्यों चोरी के मोबाइल network coverage पाते हैं
क्यों नहीं वो permanent lock हो जाते हैं
क्यों वो service centre गए बिना factory reset हो जाते हैं
क्यों उनके parts grey market में बिक जाते हैं
साहब मोबाइल ढूंढें कैसे
इस शहर में लापता कई दर्जन आदमी मिल नहीं पाते हैं ..

194

Hindi |

Once there was a CROW.
Uton pendi c SNOW.
Crow ne peeti WINE.
Crow ban gaya LION.
Ohne road te maareya LALKAARAA.
Truck thalle aa ke mar gaya VICHAARAA.
Moral: Ghar beh k pio.

6425

Punjabi

Na maadaa khaayie,
na maadaa paayie,
na maadaa sochiye,
na maadaa lochiye,
na maadaa kahiye,
na maadaa sahiye,
bas
rabb di razaa wich rahiye..

6217

Punjabi |

The most selfish one letter word: I - Avoid it.
The most satisfying two letter word: We - Use it.
The most poisonous three letter word: Ego - Kill it.
The most used four letter word: Love - Value it.
The most pleasing five letter word: Smile - Keep it.
The most spreading six letter word: Rumour - Ignore it.

20

English

Sometimes its better to bunk a class
and do masti with friends because
today when I look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do..!!

40

English |

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