The smoothy jasmine hide alone and came drunk..!

Samjhe nahi? Chalo hindi mein bataate hain

Chikni Chameli
Chhup ke akeli
Pauaa chadha ke aayi.

Improve your ENGLISH also.

93

Hindi |

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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got heart Attack..

60

English |

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

Main tumko chaand kehta magar
usme daag hai,
suraj kehta magar
usme aag hai,
socha tumko bandar keh du..
magar us kambakht mein bhi dimaag hai.

91

Hindi

It is a fact that when babies are born
Doctors slap their face to make them start
crying n breathing so that their lungs expand.
But there are exceptional cases too,
like your's.
When you were born, the doctor slapped himself.

20

English

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Dil ka tamaasha dekha nahi jaata,
toota hua sitaara dekha nahi jaata,
apne hisse ke saare sms aapko de dun..
mujhse kanjooso ka khaali inbox dekha nahi jaata.

60

Hindi

Aap mein n coke mein kya similarities hain.....
Both r sweet, cool, easily available n
sabse badi similarity......
DHAKKAN!

31

Hindi

Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..

60

Hindi

Jab tumhe uparwaale ne tapkaayaa hoga,
bahut mazaa aayaa hoga,
hansi di bachcho waali,
surat di bholi bhaali,
mizaaz diya cool..
per dimaag gayaa bhool..!

82

Hindi

Thandi coffee ko garam kar lo,
is pathar dil ko thoda naram kar lo,
Aapke hote hue Inbox khaali hai,
thodi si to yaar sharam kar lo..

31

Hindi |

Your brain will be refreshed in the next Five seconds...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
LOADING.........
ERROR: No brain detected.

01

English

I want to say something to U
it start with U and ends with U
If you know then message me.

Details:
Ullu ( उल्लू )

32

Hindi |

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