Nazar jhuki to paimaane bane,
sharaab bani to maikhaane bane,
koi na koi baat aap mein jaroor hai aisi,
yuhin to nahi pagalkhane bane.

72

Hindi

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Kyon mera dil dukhate ho?
Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho?
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum
VIM BAR se nahaate ho..

93

Hindi |

Shaitan ne kaha kisi nek insaan ka number do,
apun usko tang karega.
Maine aapka number diya to shaitan bola:
Abey, marwayega kya?
Yeh to Boss ka number hai.

61

Hindi

Miss call kyun maari?
100 me se 99 bewakoof iska jawaab denge aur
ek samajhdaar aage forward karega.
Try on your friends..

60

Hindi

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Garmi ke mausam mein most importantly
Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani
gora rang kala na pad jaaye..

52

Hindi |

Koi ek din select karein

Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday



Aur us din naha liya karein..

51

Hindi |

Nigaahein kisi se mila kar to dekho,
dil ki baat kisi ko bataa kar to dekho,
sab aayenge khud tumhaare paas..
lagaataar ek hafte tak nahaa kar to dekho.

45

Hindi

Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Extraordinary mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind.
Me: Master mind.
U: Never mind.

31

English

When cloud breaks - rain falls
When coconut breaks - water falls
When love breaks - tears fall
When your head breaks - Oh HAY !

12

English |

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha,
ek sawal ka jawab do.
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki: Bihar mein.
Ladke: Yahi pat jao, itne dooor jaane ki kya zaroorat hai..

40

Hindi

A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dear
E : u r excellent
F : u r always first
G : u r great
Sorry Z tak jhooth bolne ke liye time lagega..

52

Hindi

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