Rice Is Great If You're Really Hungry And Want To Eat Quotes

Rice is great if you're really hungry and
want to eat two thousand of something.

Akal badam khaane se nahi,
dhoka khane se badhti hai..

रोज़गार है तो सोमवार है,
वर्ना सातों दिन रविवार हैं..

Winter comes again and again
summer comes again and again
but a person like you never comes again
because God never commits mistake again..

Young Harold was late for Sunday-school and
the minister inquired the cause.
"I was going fishing, but father wouldn't let me,"
announced the lad.
"That's the right kind of a father to have," replied the reverend gentleman.
"Did he explain the reason why he would not let you go..?"
"Yes, sir. He said there wasn't bait enough for two."

Lucknow me 2 bache ladh rahe the.
1st : Dekhiye ager aap humari baat nahi manenge
to hum aapki walida mohtarma ki shaan me
gustakhana Kalimat pesh kar denge.
2nd: Huzur phir hum bhi aapke
rukhsaar mubarak pe aisa tamacha raseed karenge ki
gaal mubarak gulab ki maanind chamak uthega.

Population control slogan in Bihar:
hum do, humaare do,
unke baad jitne bhi ho,
sabko delhi bhej do.....