3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
5317Teacher to student-homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student-sir, light nahi thi.
Teacher-toh mombatti jala leta.
Student-sir,maachis nahi thi.
Teacher-kyu?
Student-puja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher-toh le aata.
Student-nahaya nahi tha sir.
Teacher-nahaya kyu nahi tha?
Student-paani nahi tha sir
Teacher-arey, pani kyu ni tha?
Student-sir motor ni chal rahi thi.
Teacher-huh, huh. ab motor ko kya hua?
Student-kitni bar bolu light nahi thi.
Hindi
169One day a teacher was having a first-grade class in physiology.
She asked them if they knew that
there was a burning fire in the body all of the time.
One little girl stood up and said:
"Yes'm; when it is a cold day, I can see the smoke."
English |
3212i am not able to recall and thank all my teachers
who have tried to shape me to be a better vase
which can hold best flowers of the garden
and multiply the beauty of room
but I pray to thy Lord to content them in book called life ..
English |
5615A very old lady teacher of English
asks a question with the class.
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it..?
One student replied: It's past tense.
English |
408A teacher fails when
his students leave the will to study..
English |
2811Beauty of good teacher's is that
they cut sharp and polish
without a chisel or file..
English |
248Sir: Akbar kaun tha?
- Tarun Goma
RAJ: Pata nahin.
SIR: Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.
RAJ: Sir, Gaurav kaun hai ?
SIR: Pata nahin.
RAJ: Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye..
Hindi |
3923On Teacher's Day Santa sends one SMS to his Teacher:
Master ji, Tuhadi kutt te gaalaan ne mainu banda bana ditta,
nahi te main dangar da dangar hi rehna c..
Punjabi |
3014A teacher's training is like pooh
it certainly smells bad
but good for crops..
English |
82If I subtract my scores then yes
all my Teachers were Great..
English |
216If you think your teacher is tough,
wait until you get a boss .
He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates
English |
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