00Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..
English |
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412 seater helicopter crashed on a kabristan in Punjab.
Next day's news: Punjab mein hawaai jahaaz gira,
250 laashe dhoond nikali gai hain, aur talaash jaari hai.
Hindi
35Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
Zooby Doobi
?
?
?
Msg kya padh rahe ho..
Zooby ko bachao. Woh doob jayegi.
Hindi
20Biwi: Mujhe samajh nahi aata paisae kahan rakhun,
- Kannan
jahan chupati hun humaara beta chura leta hai.
Husband : Uski books mein chipa do, yeh kabhi hath nahi lagata..
Hindi |
10A famous inspirational speaker said -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added -
'She was my mother.'
Applause & Laughter.
A top manager tried to crack this at home.
After a drink he said loudly to his wife , in kitchen -
'Best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !'
Standing for a moment
trying to recall the second half, he finally blurted out -
'I can't remember .'
English
13Who Killed Osama Bin Laden??
- Sumit Nigam
ROBIN BROWN, ANDY PHILIP, JAKOB MURPHY,
NORMAN GRACE, IAN KEPLING??
Recognized these guys?
These are the names of those Navy Seals
who killed Osama Bin Laden!
Now you..
English |
02Pokémon Go
No need to enter the Darwin Police Station
in order to catch a Sandshrew..
English |
42एक घर में 2 गधे थे
एक का नाम था "तू गधा "
और दूसरे का नाम था "मैं गधा "
एक दिन "तू गधा " घर से बाहर गया
तो बताओ घर में कौन बचा ??
Hindi |
10Teacher: Please pay a little attention.
Student: I am paying as little as I can, sir.
English
6013Girl to her boyfriend: Can you drive the car with one hand..?
Boyfriend (romantically): Ya sure!
Girl: Taan nak saaf kar le sidla jeha,
kado da vagi jaanda hai.
Punjabi
40Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
Mohabbat ke raaste mein har waqt dard milega..
meri maano isi raaste par medical store khol lo
Mast Chalega!
Hindi
50Ek aadmi kabristan se guzar raha tha.
Achanak uski nazar ek kabr par padi, jis pe likha tha
"Imandaar Waqeel"
Usne do-teen martaba padha, aur bahut hairaan hua, fir bola:
"Kamal hai kisi ne ek kabr me do aadmi dafan kar diye hain."
Hindi |
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