ज़िन्दगी का एक नाम संतुलन भी है
और यह विचारों में भी होना चाहिए ..

55

Hindi |

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A Mechanic was removing some engine parts
from a bike when he saw a Heart Surgeon in his shop.
He called the Surgeon and said:
Look at this engine.
I opend its Heart , took the valves out,
repaired and put them back.
So why do I get such a small salary and
you get such a huge sum.?
The Doctor smiled at the Mechanic and
came close to his ear and said:
Try the same thing when the engine is runing..

40

English |

When best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called Oscars.
When best actors are chosen by people, it's called an election.

00

English |

Problems and difficulties are just like a washing machine.
It twist us, spin us and knock us but
at the end we come out clean.

- Vikas Umrao

41

English |

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दुश्मनी का सफ़र एक कदम दो कदम
तुम भी थक जाओगे, हम भी थक जाएंगे ..

- Niranjan Morwal
133

Hindi |

Never make the same mistake twice,
there are so many new ones to make..
Try a different mistake each day.
Enjoy each day!!

42

English

Attitude to LIVE:
Laugh like you have never cried.
Play like you have never lost.
Love like you have never been hurt.
Live like there is no tomorrow.

11

English

Sex is a game,
guy play it 'n gal get the blame,,,
1 ride of pleasure, 9 month of pain then
in the hospital CHOTU needs a name.

22

English

Comparison is the best way to judge our progress.
But not with others,
compare your yesterday with your today.

21

English

I always wonder why birds choose
to stay in the same place
when they can fly anywhere on the earth,
then I ask myself the same question.
- Harun Yahya

00

English |

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