I am without any task
but why are you..

10

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Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

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A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

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25

English |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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10

English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

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English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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English |

Boss to Santa : Finish this pile of files
and I will get you Employee of the Year.
Santa : Excuse me sir, I am a shy guy,
I don't want to come in lime-light..

20

English |

Boss : What do you mean by such language?
Are you the manager here or am I..?
Assisstant: I know I'm not the manager.
Boss : Very well, then, if you're not the manager,
why do you talk like a blamed idiot..?

23

English |

Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

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A king who keep all resources with him and
does not provide arms to infantry shall perish..

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This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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