Most bosses are only alive because
it is illegal to shoot them.

21

English |

My boss texted me: Oye, joke bhej..
I replied: Sir, abhi main kaam kar raha hun, after sometime.
boss replied: Mast tha, aur bhej.

59

Hindi |

A man was shouting at me today
and I was thinking what is the meaning of Baboon!!

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10

English |

This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot.

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English |

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?

Boss : I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

22

English |

What's Self Insult?
Angry Boss : Tumne kabhi suar ka bachcha dekha hai?
Employee(Sar jhuka ke): Nahi Sir!

Boss : Neeche kya dekh rahe ho Idiot?
Meri Taraf Dekho...

152

Hindi |

A good manager picks a dead mouse
puts it in a cage & tells everyone that
they have caught a lion alive.

A good leader picks a dead mouse
puts it in a plastic bag
to dispose off in the garbage.

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English |

It is hard to soar with Eagles
when you work with turkeys.

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English |

Who said there are awkward situations
there are awkward people too
you just call them Boss ..

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English |

"Why is it you never get to the office on time in the morning?"
demanded the boss angrily.

"It's like this, boss ," explained Santa ;
"You kept telling me not to watch the clock during office hours, and
I got so I didn't watch it at home either."

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English |

A pig is a pig
no matter on which storey of building it sits and
a lion in a cage is still a lion..

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