60Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me.
English |
31Redefined Definitions:
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco with fire at one end n a fool at the other.
Lecture - The art of transfering a conscious person to a subconscious state.
Genius - See the sender's name
English |
146Think why you are so sweet,
why you are so innocent,
why you are so intelligent,
why you are so lucky,
why you are so blessed..?
Simple..
ab humse dosti ki hai to thoda faedaa to milega.
Hindi |
90In life there are Five Things
you should not lose:
1. Character
2. Self-Respect
3. Hope
4. Heart
5.
and..
?????
Well, you know my name.
English |
367Sweet socho, smart socho,
achcha socho, sachcha socho,
pyaaraa socho.
I know it's difficult for u.
I have a shortcut for u.
Only mere baare mein socho.
Hindi |
42Before sleeping pray to God -
Thank you God for making my day end
with the SMS of this great living legend
who's smartness will inspire me
today, tomorrow and always..
English |
41One day all people of earth went to GOD and asked:
Who is the most loving and sweetest person on earth?
They all went to earth with a new question,
Who is?
English |
51Talking once with a Genius
is equal to the knowledge of
reading books for one month.
So feel free to call me anytime..
English |
43It isn't always just how you look.
Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and
I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
English |
61Trust me, when I woke up today
I had no plans to be awesome,
but still it happened again.
English |
60If you like my sms, i am smart.
If you save, you agree i am smart.
If you forward, you spread that i am smart.
And if you delete, you are jealous because i am smart.
English |
60PUNJABI
P: Pangebaaz
U: Unbeatable
N: Naughty
J: Joshiley
A: Azaad
B: Bahadur
I: Intelligent
Punjabi |
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