10Age of Drinks:
1 to 3: Milk
3 to 8: Cerelac
9 to 13: Horlicks
14 to 25: Beer
26 to 40: Old Monk
41 to 60: Tonic
After 60: Anytime "Gangajal"
Hindi
10Chali jaati hain aaye din woh Beauty Parlour mein sajne
aur karti hain baal kaale..
Magar yeh unko kaun samjhaaye
ki mumkin hi nahi kisi KishMish ka
fir se Angoor ho jana..
Hindi |
50In court Judge to Lady:
You are really very brave, Daaku ko bahut maara tumNe.
Lady: Mujhe kya pata daaku tha,
main samjhi mere pati ghar dair se aaye hain.
Hindi |
20I think you are fine
like me..
English |
61Teacher: How would have Birbal told
Akbar that his pet cat got wet in rain.
Student: Jahan-panha,
aapki billi
jo thi silly
baarish mein ho gayi gilli..
Hindi |
40Bhikhaari: Saaheb, Ek rupeyaa de do.
Saaheb: Kal aanaa.
Bhikhaari: Saalaa is kal kal ke chakkar mein
is colony mein mere laakhon rupaye fase hue hain..!!
Hindi
84Na Dekh Aasman ko itni Hasrat se..
ae insaan
Kisi Parindey ne Muh pe Potty Kar Di toh Sari Hasrat Nikal Jayegi..
Urdu |
01A guy sits next to a lady and a dog.
The man asks, "Does your dog bite?"
The lady answers, "Never!"
The man reaches out to pet the dog,
and the dog bites his hand.
The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The woman replies, "He doesn't. That's not my dog."
English |
12Two sardaars were talking.
1st: Is Harbhajan Singh, the cricketer, male or female?
2nd: Female.
1st: How?
2nd: Just now the commentator told a wonderful delivery by him.
English
20Guy in pub, with gal frnd...
Suddenly, he says:''I love U.!''
Gal frnd asks:''Is that U or the beer talking?''
He replies:''Its me Talking to the BEER.!!
English
30You are GHONCHU
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
English
22Kashmir ki romantic waadiyon mein,
barfeeli hawaaon mein,
jheel ke kinaare baithe Raanjhe ko
Heer ne kya kahaa..??
Ve moeyaa Hero na ban..
Sweater pehen le.
Hindi
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