Age Of Drinks: 1 To 3: Milk 3 To 8: Cerelac 9 To Quotes

Age of Drinks:
1 to 3: Milk
3 to 8: Cerelac
9 to 13: Horlicks
14 to 25: Beer
26 to 40: Old Monk
41 to 60: Tonic
After 60: Anytime "Gangajal"

Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell-a- Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE..

Teacher to class - A for..?
Class - Apple.
Teacher - Zor se BOLO
Class - JAI MATA DI..

Short story.....
Two friends.....
See and Saw.....
One day see saw sea and
saw didn't see sea.
See saw sea and jumped in sea.
Saw didn't see sea but jumped in sea.
See saw saw in sea and
saw saw see in sea.
See saw both saw sea and
both saw and see were happy to see sea.
The End.....

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it..

Ameer ka bachcha-Papa aj bohot garmi he!

Papa:Hum aaj he A/C lagwa lenge!



Gareeb ka bacha-PAPA aj kitni garmi h!

PAPA:Chal tujhe Ganja karwa deta hu.

Yamraaj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li to
Chitragupt ne poocha ki isko waqt se pehle kyon maara..
Yamraaj bole,
"Month end mein target jo poora karna hai.."