2 soldiers capture an enemy &
gave him a dice & told that
if he get 1,2,3,4 or 5 then he will be killed.
The captured soldier asks what if he gets 6.
They replied - then it's again your turn..

00

English |

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Boss : Pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiyan li hain,
kabhi bimari to kabhi honeymoon to kabhi bachche ki bimari.
Ab kya hai?
Employee: Sir, kal meri shaadi hai.

20

Hindi

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush Your Teeth.

32

English |

Today's Top 3 Pakau Shayaries-
1. Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
2. Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number you are trying is currently switched off.
3. Apne ghamon ko bas dil me daba lo..
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.

11

Hindi |

Policewala agar juice ke thele par
juice pee raha ho to
dekhne waala yahi sochta hai -
Free mein pee raha hoga..

13

Hindi |

Ek Chinti aur Haathi ko Prem ho gaya..
Chinti ke Maa-Baap ne Shaadi se inkar kar diya..
Reason poocha to kaha:
Ladke ke daant Baahar hai!!

82

Hindi

Hurry Now Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro with quad-core processor
free with just One kg rice.!
Price of One kg rice is Rs. 17290..

00

English |

Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?

Boy: I close my eyes and act like i am sleeping..!

40

English |

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai,
kharchaa karo to bole- Darling, I love u..
na karo to bole- Bhaiya, who r u..?

4830

Hindi

Joe: We will soon become rich.
Jill: How?
Joe: Tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me
how to convert paisa into rupees.

140

English

Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental.

02

English |

Pokémon Go
Look up, away from your phone and
both ways before crossing the street..

00

English |

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